THE POWDERED DONUT DEFENSE

THE POWDERED DONUT DEFENSE is a tool, a sledgehammer with which to smack down VS Trekkie claims fast, efficiently, and devastatingly. It is a form of counter-argument that requires an answer only from direct canon or EU quoted evidence; without preface, without apology. The name was coined by none other than Ian Samuel, "Kynes" on the ASVS newgroup, inspired by what he was eating at the time. Enjoy!

CANON

STAR WARS

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK


EXPANDED UNIVERSE

[Before The Phantom Menace]

DARTH MAUL:SHADOW HUNTER

[Before Revenge Of The Sith]

LABYRINTH OF EVIL

[Before A New Hope]

LANDO CALRISSIAN and the FLAMEWIND of OSEON

LANDO CALRISSIAN and the STAR CAVE of THONBOKA

[6.5 to 7.5 years after A New Hope]

THE KRYTOS TRAP

THE BACTA WAR

THE BACTA WAR ARGUMENTS

[9 years after A New Hope]

HEIR TO THE EMPIRE

ISARDS REVENGE

[11 years after A New Hope]

JEDI SEARCH

DARK APPRENTICE

CHAMPIONS OF THE FORCE

[12 to 13 years after A New Hope]

CHILDREN OF THE JEDI

DARKSABER

THE DARKSABER BDZ ARGUMENT

[14 years after A New Hope]

THE CRYSTAL STAR

[16 to 17 years after A New Hope]

BEFORE THE STORM

[17 years after A New Hope]

THE NEW REBELLION


Special Thanks,

"Doomriser", "Jedi Anger", Curtis Saxton, and of course, "The Living Holocron"